Big Big Toe

For those of you who don't know me personally...I may have the largest girth of a big toe that a person could possibly have.

It is refered to as a "hammerhead toe."

To put this in persepective:
1. Babs: "You were a JonBenet Baby with the ugliest damn toe...it was hideous to the point of being deformed!"
2. Granny--always kissing other babies feet...not mine.

3. 98% of the time, I cannot fit my big toe through the cute sandles with toe slots.

4. I once asked my husband if he could changed anything about me, what it would be. His answer...my toes.

However large and hideous others may find my big big toe...I find nothing wrong with it. I actually think it's cute. And...furthermore, it made me a stellar dancer/gymnast/cheerleader the "Nasty" had ever seen!

Today, a freak accident occured. I was cleaning our storage room for our store, I picked up a display by the pole....and the 40 lb base came crashing down on my big toe and cute ruffled purple flats.

Long story short...my left big toe is offically broken! I've got crutches and all peeps!

Disregard toes in in need of pedicure.

Big shout out to my gals who covered our big sale as Occcupational Health wisked me to the hospital--I heart my gals!!