Dear Macy's:
Tonight, I had that opportunity to peruse your many departments--but your Levi's Jean department has left me with an atrocious vision that I cannot get out of my head. And it's all because of one pair of jean shorts.
Really?
A pair of cut offs?
$49.50? On Sale for $29.99?
Really?
I could go to through my old jeans and create these unfinished, slightly frayed, chopped off, shorts for free.
I remember the days when Marshal Field's existed...ahh the good ol' days. This fashion sin would have never be committed when Marshal Fields was around! Furthermore, shame on you Levi's...double shame! You are known for "All American Jeans," not "White Trash American Cut Offs."
I would be highly interested in seeing the sales figures from these jean shorts. I believe this concept needs to be reconsidered, as soon as possible!
Thanks for giving me nightmares.
Your shopper,
Madge
Friday, April 9, 2010
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